Y’all will not believe who’s sliding into Gen Z’s creative space today… none other than Wiper Party boss — Kalonzo Musyoka!

Yes, mheshimiwa himself has announced he wants you — yes you with the midnight Photoshop hustle and the Canva free trial — to design his party’s brand-new logo!

Now, here’s why this isn’t your average political headline:

1. Politics and creativity? That’s like omena and githeri… unusual, but if it works, it slaps.

2. This could be Gen Z’s VIP pass into politics through fonts, shapes, and pure aesthetic magic.

3. Y’all know design contests can get messy. ‘Exposure’ is nice, but you can’t pay bills with it. Creatives want mulla, not just a handshake and a tweet.

4. Changing a logo in an election cycle? My friends, that’s not just rebranding — that’s chess. 2027 campaigns might already be loading. Kalonzo could be serving fresh vibes to a fresh voter base.

5. The internet is about to have a field day. Picture this: the Wiper logo with a giant watermelon watermark. Meme lords, this is your season!

So fam, let’s make this interactive… If you were designing for Kalonzo, what would you put in that logo? Would it be bold, clean, or full-on ngumi mbwegeze policy? And more importantly, what’s your rate card? Pay first, logo later? Or are you giving mheshimiwa a ‘hi cousin’ discount or charging him premium vibes?